"I promise not to duct tape your child."
It was originally appended by "to the wall" but it was determined that securing an oath in a blanket manner was best.
I'm a little disappointed, but I've only promised not to affix duct tape to one child. There are tons more in the world, and people keep breeding.
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I'm proud of you. Acceptance is the first step. Or not. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteit was just tape her up there so she'd look cute...wall dancing. Like one of those singing fish things.
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